Wednesday, August 31, 2005
StarWars prank here
Shocking chav video, doing something unmentionable in front of a bus *some might find offensive/obscene*
Great short film if you have five minutes, God IS a DJ
Saturday, August 27, 2005
This silly American chappie attempts to jump from a roof to a trampoline and subsequently bounce into a pool, emphasis on the word attempts
**TOTALLY VILE** THE WORLDS BIGGEST ZIT
Wednesday, August 24, 2005
Purse snatcher gets his just desserts
Prankster dad and the texas chansaw massacre
Japanese Waxing (SFW)
Belgian nun's wild dancing earns her a reprimand
INXS tryouts is a new show which seeks a replacement for Mick Hutchence, listen to this howler it sounds like she's having contractions, gah!
Tuesday, August 23, 2005
Rude Graffiti from Pompeii is rather revealing
"Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this."
"Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this."
Insane freefall clip
His startling military career began in 1972 and he was recently promoted to Colonel in his majesty the King's royal guard of Norway, third picture down is the best
Monday, August 22, 2005
happily waste an hour on this simple flash game invasion 3
Even Barbie can now have a certain time of the month (unpleasant)
Sexy furniture
Celeb shocker of the year - Courtney Love is expecting Steve Coogan's baby Ah-Har!
Saturday, August 20, 2005
Class A loon dresses up and runs around his neighbourhood scaring the living sh!t out of people Urban Ninja
Beer caps replacing cash in Cameroon
Beer bottle caps with prizes on the inside are replacing currency in parts of Cameroon, gripped in a fierce promotional battle between competing breweries.
-isn't there an old joke about this?
Beer bottle caps with prizes on the inside are replacing currency in parts of Cameroon, gripped in a fierce promotional battle between competing breweries.
-isn't there an old joke about this?
Friday, August 19, 2005
Comment
Now the Chimp typically steers clear of politics however I must comment on the ongoing investigation into the Jean Charles de Menezes case. Whilst all such death is awful and utterly reprehensible it strikes me as odd that the Brazilian government is jumping onto the witch hunt bandwagon with surprising vigour, the same government who's own police force recently shot dead thirty people apparently guilty only of having a party and between 1995-6 shot dead seventy-two civilians which resulted in only a series of promotions for police officers in light of their 'bravery'.
Now the Chimp typically steers clear of politics however I must comment on the ongoing investigation into the Jean Charles de Menezes case. Whilst all such death is awful and utterly reprehensible it strikes me as odd that the Brazilian government is jumping onto the witch hunt bandwagon with surprising vigour, the same government who's own police force recently shot dead thirty people apparently guilty only of having a party and between 1995-6 shot dead seventy-two civilians which resulted in only a series of promotions for police officers in light of their 'bravery'.
Want to go large for 30p? I don't think so, behind the scenes photos from MacDonald's (scroll down for photos) and no, I'm not loving it...
1949 - 2005
A superb collection of Durex adverts from around the world.
Thursday, August 18, 2005
Cool secure home
The top ten most ridiculous black metal pictures of all time
Wednesday, August 17, 2005
My Rattle-snake bite pictures *WARNING UNPLEASANT IMAGES*
Hmmm, I've read this list several times and there's still no sign of Hypnochimp
Loose weight with AIDS
Jowlers.com a site which is dedicated to pictures taken "when the subject moves their head really fast"
Tuesday, August 16, 2005
Tyoogle a bit like google but it basically finds people's directories of stuff so you can help yourself to music, videos etc.
extreme piercing, tattood buttocks I thought I'd seen it all when it came to the realm of body modification, I hadn't counted on forehead inflation
This has to be one of my favorite internet videos of all time. It's a montage of still photos set to the theme from Deliverance. I could watch 100 times and not tire of it. LINK (Rt. click & 'save as')
Tnx to BoingBoing
Tnx to BoingBoing
Want a mail order Russian Bride but can't quite afford one? This lot will sort you out with a cheap one, honestly, you'll be doing them a favour...
Grenade launcher fun
Extreme gaming
Fall off your chair funny, these people dress up as their favourite Anime characters and comment on their powers.
why? just why?
Tuesday, August 09, 2005
Wooo! I have got my own Global guest map to chart the spread of the Chimp Armies! log on here and show me where you are! (double click to add a mini-you)
If you Fu*k this up I'm gonna kill you...
Banksy has just returned from Israel where he has turned his artistic talents to the 700 mile concrete wall surrounding Palestinian areas
Good tips for pulling a sickie
Monday, August 08, 2005
This one goes out to all the people who tell me in the pub 'yeah but you want a Mac if your doing graphics and that'click here and see it as a baby, wait for the Hawking-esque voice over.
Pillow talk (SFW)
Friday, August 05, 2005
this was the view I had from the stage at a festival a few weeks ago where I played the didg with Pronghorn who incidentally are having a festival of their own next weekend - I thoroughly recommend it.
Well howdy folks, the more eagle-eyed of you out there may have noticed that the blog hasn't been updated in some time. Well finding myself 'between jobs' again means I'll probably be up to summat on here so watch this space. Since I last posted I have mainly been dodging acts of international terror, playing the didgeridoo (photo to follow) and drinking heavily. hoo-har indeed.
