Hypnochimps Crazyland

Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Gary, one for you not to try...

# posted by chas @ 10:01 am

Watch this clip of a guy doing a backflip, it goes really wrong, he lands on his head and is out cold, it is nigh on impossible to watch without slowly mouthing FUUUUCK

# posted by chas @ 9:29 am

Chimp at Work

# posted by chas @ 9:19 am

Monday, November 29, 2004

just plain weird

# posted by chas @ 10:44 am

Something to buy if you have a spare billion Quid

# posted by chas @ 10:03 am

Ok so it took me long enough, I've finally tracked down the clip of the nutter from 'X-Factor' who works in a Chicken Factory

# posted by chas @ 10:02 am

Try this site for seriously un-worksafe fun, UberBitch

# posted by chas @ 9:50 am

Sunday, November 28, 2004

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Friday, November 26, 2004

nay...

# posted by chas @ 5:50 pm

Ever heard of Rammstein? Well they are a German mentalist band, this short clip is NSFW and will make sure you never attend one of their gigs (well, most of you...)

# posted by chas @ 11:24 am

Thursday, November 25, 2004

You think this is out of order? Check this page of unsavoury childrens books - its really very dark...

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A new trend in furniture is spreading among the nation's elite rich. Wealthy people are taking advantage of the huge numbers of unemployed people and hiring them as human furniture. “Having human furniture is all the rage among the super rich,” says New York socialite Beatrice Nooberstune. “You are nobody if you don't have at least a few pieces of human furniture".

# posted by chas @ 1:05 pm

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

# posted by chas @ 6:36 pm

The merchandise mentioned t'other day is now ready, go here for the main site and you'll find Chimp Guevara in the 'others' section, whilst your there you might like to purchase one of the classic 'Trisha' shirts or even the cheery (yet unsubtle) 'I F****** hate Pikeys' number...

# posted by chas @ 9:56 am

This guy has recorded every song to have appeared on The Simpsons well worth a look in

# posted by chas @ 1:04 am

Tuesday, November 23, 2004

Not in my experience they don't...

# posted by chas @ 7:30 pm

an oldie but a goodie

# posted by chas @ 8:19 am

This chap is pushing forward the boundaries of beerology, this page documents his attempt to replace water with beer in everyday life and the ensuing carnage

# posted by chas @ 8:16 am

A superb lesson in dealing with modern corporate communication

# posted by chas @ 8:16 am

Monday, November 22, 2004

*STOP PRESS* New chimp merchandise will shortly be available - let me know if you fancy sporting this dashing Chimp Guevara top - details to follow*STOP PRESS*

# posted by chas @ 3:47 pm

This is Perry, on saturday night he joined the elite group of people who have suffered my novelty 'tache

# posted by chas @ 9:23 am

yes you

# posted by chas @ 9:22 am

Crazy with a K

# posted by chas @ 9:21 am

Arabic Girls gone wild (I'm gonna get my very own fatwa)

# posted by chas @ 9:19 am

Friday, November 19, 2004

Pudsey WILL raise millions tonight or else...

# posted by chas @ 6:51 pm

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

You know its the season of goodwill when a bunch of young twunts knock up an iffy copy of 'Do they know its shitmas?' well here's my odds on tip for christmas No.1

# posted by chas @ 11:37 pm

Good morning, I defy anyone to write their own name on this fridge magnet thingy

# posted by chas @ 9:42 am

Tuesday, November 16, 2004

This little piggy went to market....

# posted by chas @ 9:40 am

Monday, November 15, 2004

Shameless Money Grabbing
Well times is hard for His Chimpiness and I have turned to none other than internet fatcat Amazon in my hour of need, You'll see the link somewhere down there on the left, if you or any friends and family ever use Amazon please go to it through this link, ta.

# posted by chas @ 2:16 pm

In Holland or somesuch mad country father Christmas has a gang of homies instead of elves, the story goes that if you are bad they take you away, I find this a deeply worrying picture

# posted by chas @ 10:54 am

They'll nevarrrr tek oooour umpf umpf umpf umpf etc

# posted by chas @ 10:52 am

Hmm Chubby, your reminding me of Winston Churchill now...

# posted by chas @ 10:50 am

Pit your might against this yawning bint, I lasted about fifteen seconds before I started...

# posted by chas @ 8:27 am

Friday, November 12, 2004

I would blaspheme but These nutters at Christian wrestling would probably sick me.

# posted by chas @ 9:54 am

Gary, I hope you're reading this, the compendium of Ridiculous World Records is right up your street, I particularly like 'Most Swear Words on a Scrabble Board' and Most farts 'taken to the head'

# posted by chas @ 9:45 am

Thursday, November 11, 2004

oooh, coming next year...

# posted by chas @ 9:26 am

Wednesday, November 10, 2004

My sides are aching, I just stumbled across a look-a-likes agency, and they have some proper numpties on their books, mock 'short kid with glasses' Harry Potter and recoil in disgust at a more minging Charlie Dimmock than the real thing! Plenty more to be found here

# posted by chas @ 2:55 pm

Would more people visit the Chimp's playground if I ran this sort of special offer?

# posted by chas @ 2:44 pm

Believe it or not this is Winston Churchill's parrot, aged around 104 and still squawking "Her favourite sayings were "F*** Hitler" and "F*** the Nazis". And even today, 39 years after the great man's death, she can still be coaxed into repeating them with that unmistakable Churchillian inflection"

# posted by chas @ 1:23 pm

This is where we will all live in twenty years

# posted by chas @ 1:16 pm

Hidden lyrics in Queen's 'Another One Bites The Dust?'

# posted by chas @ 9:46 am

Tuesday, November 09, 2004

The Japanese work so damned hard that after a good sixteen hour slog in the office they tend to collapse wherever, this photo gallery of them is rather amusing.

# posted by chas @ 10:45 am

Top blog here this guy is an american Banksy.

# posted by chas @ 10:43 am

Its the beginning of November and I'm beginning to loose my rag already with tawdry christmas decorations appearing, so are the good people at uglychristmaslights.com

# posted by chas @ 8:30 am

A black man who was given tablets for liver disease has won £15,000 after they turned him white

# posted by chas @ 8:29 am