Wednesday, December 29, 2004
+++ I am interrupting my seasonal holiday in response to the massive disater across South East Asia many many thousands have died, for the most up to date information on the ground (and for helpline information) visit the disaster blog or perhaps make a donation to the Oxfam relief fund +++
Friday, December 24, 2004
Well now boys and girls, its off to bed you go, the earlier you go to sleep the sooner he'll come ;)
Thanks to B3TA for Banned-Aid - Im off for some festive binge drinking, merry Christmas, Gawd bless us every one
Thanks to B3TA for Banned-Aid - Im off for some festive binge drinking, merry Christmas, Gawd bless us every one
Those chaps at the swapotorium have discovered a range of knitted headwear from the 50's and 60's, its positively nightmarish stuff
Jog your memory with this list of the best 100 toys from the 70's
Thursday, December 23, 2004
There won't be chimp in Africa this christmas.. 
Wednesday, December 22, 2004
Back in Enid Blyton's day gangs of youngsters used to rescue dogs from pirates cove, here is the story of 4 guys from the states who got together and videotaped a confession from the guy who had been molesting them for years, sounds quite courageous dosn't it? Well have a read, I might just be a bit sick but the method this guy used is something out of a stag party, and is sadly, very very funny...
Tuesday, December 21, 2004
Top new mash-up tunes, Beastie Boys meet the Beatles and become the Beastles
hear hear
Lithuanian border guards have discovered a three-kilometre-long hose that was being used to smuggle vodka from Belarus.
The plastic hose, which started just across the border with Belarus, was buried between two and 10 centimetres beneath the ground. It ran beneath several roads, along a riverbed and ended in the backyard of a private house on the Lithuanian side of the border in Eisiskes.
The State Border Guard said today its officers searched several other houses, but no arrests were made. It's the fourth such pipeline discovered since 2002 and the longest. Full story
here
The plastic hose, which started just across the border with Belarus, was buried between two and 10 centimetres beneath the ground. It ran beneath several roads, along a riverbed and ended in the backyard of a private house on the Lithuanian side of the border in Eisiskes.
The State Border Guard said today its officers searched several other houses, but no arrests were made. It's the fourth such pipeline discovered since 2002 and the longest. Full story
here
Jeepers, and you thought the English and American ones were bad, check out these howlers from Malaysian Pop Idol
Monday, December 20, 2004
He knows if you've been good...
Who ya gonna call?
Saturday, December 18, 2004
Some new iPods
Friday, December 17, 2004
how much is that window in the doggy?
Thursday, December 16, 2004
Well today the chimp is celebrating its 10,000th hit which should happen some time this evening, who knows there might even be a prize. According to my calculations that may be over a whole year wasted looking at the blog - huzzah!
Wednesday, December 15, 2004
Wedgie from hell
A new one for you Mr. Chantler, well it beats 'You should be dancin yeah!
Gee-Wizz, this container jumping lark dosn't look at all fun
Tuesday, December 14, 2004
snigger
This is a fascinating call between president Lydon B Johnson and a US navy diver who is recovering from a world record breaking attempt underwater, the long and the short of it is that he is in a helium filled decompression chamber (requires RealPlayer)
Sunday, December 12, 2004
selecta
Friday, December 10, 2004
Take care when inflating rubber gloves
I have wanted a Camper van for some time now, for a few months I've been casually looking around for a second hand one, they have a reputation for being old beaten up things that smell like wet tents. Then I saw this and decided to save my money till I can get one...
Bride of Golum?
Thursday, December 09, 2004
Wednesday, December 08, 2004
absurdly camp rollerskating vid
And to top the post below you could take the kids on a fun filled tour of the Holy Land (but without the helicopter gunships, car-bombs and assorted other atrocities)
For the past decade, "The Bibleman Adventure" video series has thrilled millions and set the standard for action packed family home entertainment. Bibleman’s spectacular battles against the flamboyant villains of Darkness are an exciting way to introduce your children to the Bible and the power of God’s word
Laugh with glee as Santa has a pop at moshing
Its time to come clean (safe for work)
Monday, December 06, 2004
tagnuts etc
Back to the shire..
Short clip of an MC doing his best to impress a crowd, it will provide you with one short but satisfying belly-laugh
Saturday, December 04, 2004
Yes, the Lethal Fixx gig was good fun...
The most famous cluster balloon flight took place in 1982. Larry Walters, with no prior ballooning experience, attached 42 helium weather balloons to a lawnchair, intending to go up a few hundred feet, but instead soaring to 16,000. Surprisingly, Walters survived his flight. However, both before and since Walters' adventure, experienced balloonists have experimented with helium balloon clusters, some rising to even greater heights. you're all mad if you ask me
Friday, December 03, 2004
AAAAARRRGH
Eager Beavers will recall my rant last week about the Aurally damaging 'Band Aid 20' well the chaps at Band-Aid-Dilemma have put it a little more eloquently - You want this record to succeed, because you feel for the plight of the refugees in the Darfur region of Sudan and this project is funding aid projects on their behalf. However, you hate this recording and feel your musical ego looming and refusing to be bruised
Thursday, December 02, 2004
An anagram of David and Victoria Beckham is:
Bravo! Victim and a dickhead
Bravo! Victim and a dickhead
Near complete shit list
What do you do if you are a fighter pilot with access to £40 million worth of Harrier jump jet? Why of course you head over to the beach and look at the ladies in Bikinis
