Thursday, April 28, 2005
A man caught his wife working as a high-class hooker after he saw her advert in a newspaperWhen he called her up, she said: 'What can I do for you, big boy? I will do the things your wife won't.'
Distraught Uwe Peters shouted down the phone: 'But you are my wife, you tart.'
It was the end of a five-year marriage which, up until then, he described as 'perfect'. Ina Peters, 35, left her home and Uwe, 42, every morning for five years dressed in a sober business suit.
He thought she was the executive secretary at a major cable company in Leipzig, Germany. But minutes later, she was at her secret flat changing into French knickers, stockings and thigh-length boots.
Distraught Uwe Peters shouted down the phone: 'But you are my wife, you tart.'
It was the end of a five-year marriage which, up until then, he described as 'perfect'. Ina Peters, 35, left her home and Uwe, 42, every morning for five years dressed in a sober business suit.
He thought she was the executive secretary at a major cable company in Leipzig, Germany. But minutes later, she was at her secret flat changing into French knickers, stockings and thigh-length boots.
Monday, April 25, 2005
Thanks to Billy Bragg & co for a lovely night on saturday raising funds for the Tsunami victims 
Wednesday, April 20, 2005
Christ, he's only been Pope for 24 hours and already people are spotting him on toast
The painter Mondrian did these famous lined minimalist pieces to describe peoples personality if you go here you can put in your own data and get your own piccy, isn't mine pretty?
Monday, April 18, 2005
Good morning everyone, monday again eh? Never mind - cast your eyes over this pooch going weightless for a bit
Wednesday, April 13, 2005
Rather naughty joke to play with chinese restaurants, its cheeky but you'll howl with laughter and probably try it anyway
family fun!
1,536 LEDs
128 square feet
4,096 colors
30 frames/second
20,000 hand-soldered connections
...best parties ever!
128 square feet
4,096 colors
30 frames/second
20,000 hand-soldered connections
...best parties ever!
Tuesday, April 12, 2005
You'll play this game for an hour guaranteed
Somewhat impressive aerial madness
A million and one things to do with coke
Monday, April 11, 2005
Turn on predictive text and try to type in that oh so popular brand of vodka 'Smirnoff' - see what you get
Good morning chimps, have a butchers at this T-Shirt site for all your far-far-right wing christian needs. My favourite? 'Just say no to evolution'
Sunday, April 10, 2005
urgh!
Thursday, April 07, 2005
woah
Tuesday, April 05, 2005
Compulsory reading for Yanks
Typical EBay loony
Friday, April 01, 2005
Happy Birthday Perry - 14 Today - See you in the Pub for some Industrial Action
Jesus H Christ, if you fancy a spot of mild depreciation go here and discover what other people had achieved by your age, Im off to jump off a bridge...
the 100 greatest April Fool Jokes of all time
Hilarious tale of the call-girl daughter
This is rather sad but I guarantee you'll want to give it a try by the end of the page
