Monday, February 28, 2005
The new England Rugby shirt... 
Hold your stomach for this one, a guy who clearly has an unhealthy fixation for Adidas decides to mark his skin forever with its famous three stripes, does he get a tattoo? No he chooses the painful method.
Friday, February 25, 2005
The worlds best set of kitchen knives
AS reported earlier in the week Hunter S. Thompson took his own life, you can read his final column here where he outlines the wonderful new sport which crosses golf with clay pigeon shooting, it sounds a hoot...
Often as a child I was informed of the potentially lethal results of the population of China all jumping at once, I thought it was nonsense then, but what would be the repercussions of the whole world doing so?
Wednesday, February 23, 2005
First port of call for any elaborate 'cot-death' practical joke
Q: What kind of Bees make milk?
A: Boobies!
A: Boobies!
Hypnochimp Original Artwork
Its a little late for Valentine's sentiments now, but I'll let this chappie slip below the radar if for no other reason than for its particularly disturbing imagery...
I like being British, well sometimes anyway - at least we have enough reserve to prevent us from openly explaning bodily functions to the next generation. Our cheery oriental second-cousins the Japanese have no such fear as they gleefully explain that indeed 'Everyone Poops'.
sadly the Lethal Fixx sell out tour fell to number 11
Remember the silly fat lad singing the 'Mya mya' song into his webcam? Well he has been inspiring others
Tuesday, February 22, 2005
Hunter S. Thompson 1937 - 2005
Reel at the might of the Kaledioscon - somewhat trippy
Monday, February 21, 2005
Nuns on the run
Remember the hapless fcukwit who did the rounds a few months back in his 'zany' tron costume? well he's done it again
Everybody Dance
Sunday, February 20, 2005
Anti-Chav kit
An indignant Israeli is suing a pet shop that he says sold him a dying parrot, reports the Ma'ariv newspaper. Itzik Simowitz of the southern city of Beersheba contends the shop cheated him because the Galerita-type cockatoo not only failed to utter a word when he got it home, but was also extremely ill. Mr. Simowitz adds that the shop owner assured him the parrot was not ill but merely needed time to adjust to its new environment. - I wonder if it was a Norwegian Blue?
Friday, February 11, 2005
Remember the subservient chicken? Well now you can have the subservient Blair
'Female' athlete claims penis 're-grew'
A multi-talented Zimbabwean international athlete who has won several awards in regional competitions as a female athlete has been arrested after it was discovered that he is a man.
Samukeliso Sithole, 17, was arrested last week after a female friend who had undressed in full view of the athlete found out that he was a male, the state dailies The Herald and Chronicle said. Sithole however insists that he is a woman, even though a medical doctor has confirmed that he is a man.
He told the court that he was born with both male and female organs and a traditional healer gave him herbs that helped him become 100 percent woman. Because his parents neglected to pay the traditional healer his full fees, his male organs recently grew back, Sithole said.
A multi-talented Zimbabwean international athlete who has won several awards in regional competitions as a female athlete has been arrested after it was discovered that he is a man.
Samukeliso Sithole, 17, was arrested last week after a female friend who had undressed in full view of the athlete found out that he was a male, the state dailies The Herald and Chronicle said. Sithole however insists that he is a woman, even though a medical doctor has confirmed that he is a man.
He told the court that he was born with both male and female organs and a traditional healer gave him herbs that helped him become 100 percent woman. Because his parents neglected to pay the traditional healer his full fees, his male organs recently grew back, Sithole said.
Wednesday, February 09, 2005
Groovy little game set in Iraq, involves choppers and insurgents - mildly distracting
Superb short film involving a naughty little boy, a double homicide and our saviour Jesus Christ - trust me this is genius
Tuesday, February 08, 2005
The Horror! (thanks Jon)
Monday, February 07, 2005
Toni Viagra and Pronghorn have knocked out this distracting little flash game, have a go on 'Pikey-My-Ride'
The League Of Gentlemen return (tnx to Pete)
Why did yesterday have to turn totally mental? One minute it was a pleasant sunday afternoon - the moment I wander into the Chequers all hell brakes loose, that guys lung collapses and he chucks up a lot. Then the quiz turns to shyte what with the heavy weight intellectual imput of the coppice monkeys, I thought the madness had gone when I strolled back home, chatted to steve for a bit outside his house when out of no where a black van pulls up fifty yards away and two guys leap out and begin to knock seven shades out of two chappies who were minding their own business, blimey, can everyone just calm down?
Saturday, February 05, 2005
Non-Alcoholic whingers - remember this next time you're at the bar and order a J20
Friday, February 04, 2005
Drop kick punks out of a club, its a bit like that wanky game where you slap the penguin but much much better
For those stressful moments (thanks Simon)
Whilst we are on the subject of star wars check these freaks from a convention, its clearly the taking part that counts...
Not so long ago in a galaxy not very far away
Thursday, February 03, 2005
Thanks go to Popbitch for the following titbit
A conquest of Derren Brown at Rugby FM tells us that the illusionist is "a natural ginger."
A conquest of Derren Brown at Rugby FM tells us that the illusionist is "a natural ginger."
Wicked or really sad - you make your own mind up about this E-Bay sale
Listen to this superb mashup between The beatles and The Monkees - PaperbackBeliever (2.6Meg Quicktime link)
A woman in Lake Jackson, Texas was indicted on a charge of negligent homicide for allegedly killing her husband... with a sherry enema. Pumping him full of two large bottles of sherry caused his blood alcohol level to skyrocket to .47 percent.
Michael Warner, a 58-year-old machine shop owner, had a long history of alcoholism, but couldn't ingest alcohol because of medical problems with his throat, said Lake Jackson Police detective Robert Turner. The wine enema was a way he could become intoxicated without drinking alcohol, Turner said.
Michael Warner, a 58-year-old machine shop owner, had a long history of alcoholism, but couldn't ingest alcohol because of medical problems with his throat, said Lake Jackson Police detective Robert Turner. The wine enema was a way he could become intoxicated without drinking alcohol, Turner said.
Wednesday, February 02, 2005
DomainOrNot effing genius!
So-called U.S. hostage appears to be toy
(CNN) -- A photograph posted on an Islamist Web site appears to be that of an action figure and not a U.S. soldier being held hostage
(CNN) -- A photograph posted on an Islamist Web site appears to be that of an action figure and not a U.S. soldier being held hostage
French Rocky (one for your lot GP)
When local tattoo artist Andy Sakai was sentenced to five years in prison for inking profanities on hordes of hapless customers, many thought his days of body desecration were over.
They were wrong.
Sakai’s latest victims are no longer college students. His current targets are, ironically, his fellow inmates.
“I wanted a stack of skulls on my back,” said murderer Jimmy Drake, “and that Asian prick gave me a giant Winnie the Pooh!”
They were wrong.
Sakai’s latest victims are no longer college students. His current targets are, ironically, his fellow inmates.
“I wanted a stack of skulls on my back,” said murderer Jimmy Drake, “and that Asian prick gave me a giant Winnie the Pooh!”
Tuesday, February 01, 2005
Working in an abbatoir does things to your mind
Dick Cheney Vs. Scarface
Remember the London underground song that did the rounds a few weeks back? Well it was part of a charity album for MacMillan Cancer Relief, the band has a website here with a few more witty numbers on it.
