Friday, July 23, 2004
Well well, the chimp is off on one of his jaunts again, Ill try and update as and when over the next fortnight, in the meantime crap yourself stoopid with this rendition of 'common people' by William Shatner (captain Kirk) backed by Ben Folds - simply genius. Big thanks to the Holy Moly collective.
Thursday, July 22, 2004
Yes, thats me, King Chimp on the left accompanied by living legend DJ Derek. Bumped into him at the weekend at a festival, below are some of his words of wisdom we managed to capture for your continued ed-you-kay-shun....
Jamaican Women
contraception
On Crossdressing
funky
good job
public announcement
roots
strictly shag
contraception
On Crossdressing
funky
good job
public announcement
roots
strictly shag
Wednesday, July 21, 2004
MILF?
catch the pigeon
Tuesday, July 20, 2004
Return Of The Chimp
King Chimp has returned from his hols all tired and sunburnt but Ill see what tat I can knock out before I go away again this weekend
King Chimp has returned from his hols all tired and sunburnt but Ill see what tat I can knock out before I go away again this weekend
Wednesday, July 14, 2004
Tally Ho!
The Chimp is on the first part of his holidays starting tomorrow, service resumes as usual next week, chin-chin!
The Chimp is on the first part of his holidays starting tomorrow, service resumes as usual next week, chin-chin!
Tuesday, July 13, 2004
butt plug? genius (safe for work)
I posted something like this when I first started the blog, but it keeps getting better, Japanese vending machines
My fellow chimpers, three quick points, The Interview blog (see links) is now to be found at www.yadderyadder.blogspot.com secondly, go and see farenheit 9/11 asap and thirdly more posts will be made soon but I am getting very very busy....
Saturday, July 10, 2004
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The Chimp is taking a few days off for research
If Saddam got on Opera, or trisha, or Jerry Springer......
Thursday, July 08, 2004
Thou roguish guts-griping bladder! Random shakespeare insult generator
super timor right click save as etc...
The Order Of The Chimp (OOC) shall be awarded to outstanding persons and/or web entities, send in your submissions for the Chimps Birthday honours list...
hahahahaha
One of those sites you hope is a joke but have a nagging suspicion are genuine
Theres too many people i know to list all their names, but you know who you are and you really read this
Wednesday, July 07, 2004
Notice: After complaints that the Jimmy jump site wasn't playing ball over the last few days its back online after having several million hits.
Dear god, MrandMrsWheatley have gone crackers with their latest project 'SnailHausen' a kind of lethal Big Brother for invertibrates, their mission statement? Snailhausen is a snail containment unit. Snails who are caught destroying our crops will be transported to Snailhausen where they will be held until execution. The legend of Snailhausen will propagate amongst the snail community and work as a deterrent.
mad
mad
Tuesday, July 06, 2004
Got your number Keith, got your number...
Nice wheels
How long till the fairy liquid comes out to play?
Morning Chimps, well what fun we had yesterday, and what fun we shall have today my furry chums, first off is an insane clip of a girl with very very fast hands
Monday, July 05, 2004
Talking of priceless moments here's one from Germany, very amusing and quite topical 2 teams
Roadsigns from NZ
Newsflash
The Chimp has just learnt that the nutter who tore across the pitch last night at the euro 2004 finals was Jimmy Jump a somewhat creepy stalker fan of the portugese team, fair play to you sir, it was a blinding goal even if you did score it with your head, order of the chimp awarded
The Chimp has just learnt that the nutter who tore across the pitch last night at the euro 2004 finals was Jimmy Jump a somewhat creepy stalker fan of the portugese team, fair play to you sir, it was a blinding goal even if you did score it with your head, order of the chimp awarded
Error 404 couldn't find your filth
Crikey
and again....
it has begun
Sunday, July 04, 2004
wow, lego spiderman
Saturday, July 03, 2004
Everyone has their price, this site is an e-bay for unusual crap people will do for money, its a bloody good laugh, go on read it you whores
Friday, July 02, 2004
Ok poor excuse to show some totty but it will freak you out when you consider she is computer generated
