Monday, May 31, 2004
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Bank Holiday Special
welcome to the bank holiday special, fellow hypnochimpers will have noticed a distinct lack of posts in the last few days, well this should make up for it and more! Chin chin!
welcome to the bank holiday special, fellow hypnochimpers will have noticed a distinct lack of posts in the last few days, well this should make up for it and more! Chin chin!
Thursday, May 27, 2004
Get the little furry creature in your life some flash new furniture at post modern pets the best thing is theres not a hint of Linda-Fucking-Barker
What did you think it was? - PERVERT
Tuesday, May 25, 2004
Monday, May 24, 2004
Sunday, May 23, 2004
Saturday, May 22, 2004
HAPPY WEEKEND
Friday, May 21, 2004
Thursday, May 20, 2004
This is possibly the weirdest one Ive seen in a long time, stare at this piccy and try and spot the ghost, it took me about a minute but when I did it scared the shit out of me
AAAAAAAAAARRRGH
Wednesday, May 19, 2004
Tuesday, May 18, 2004
Blog Update
Ladies and gentlemen, once again thanks to the tireless efforts of chimpmeister Tony we have some new icons to indicate the content of the links, from now on if the link is 'one for the boys' we shall show a boy monkey
similarly if it is orientated around the laydeees...
if its a wholesome equal-opportunities type thing then you'll see
And if its an extravaganza of smut we'll provide you with a wanking chimp...
Huzzah, roll on you monkey warriors!
Ladies and gentlemen, once again thanks to the tireless efforts of chimpmeister Tony we have some new icons to indicate the content of the links, from now on if the link is 'one for the boys' we shall show a boy monkey
similarly if it is orientated around the laydeees...
if its a wholesome equal-opportunities type thing then you'll see
And if its an extravaganza of smut we'll provide you with a wanking chimp...
Huzzah, roll on you monkey warriors!
After the massive response we got from the 'Ian Knot' link t'other day we simply have to post this shirt folding vid
After years on the interwebnet little surprises me anymore, however this clip of a chappie eating salt made me squirm, its a 14 meg download but worth it
Monday, May 17, 2004
Huzzah, Slim found something easier to concentrate on with a hangover, its NSFW so beware (is it actually possible to complete? not that I tried of course...)
"Hey Jude, don't make it bad take a sad song and make it better. The minute you put it under your skin, then you begin to feel better".
-What does one put under their skin to make them feel better?
How about a needle full of heroin. It is bad enough to do heroin but to then promote it to the youth is absolutely evil. It is by the way common knowledge that the Beatles were all heroin addicts. Evil Beatles
-What does one put under their skin to make them feel better?
How about a needle full of heroin. It is bad enough to do heroin but to then promote it to the youth is absolutely evil. It is by the way common knowledge that the Beatles were all heroin addicts. Evil Beatles
Things my girlfriend and I have argued about
(But it involves concentration so best skip this one slim)
(But it involves concentration so best skip this one slim)
Happy Monday
Saturday, May 15, 2004
Friday, May 14, 2004
Holy Moly! It appears Hilary Duff is a goddamn Nazi
Thursday, May 13, 2004
Blog improvements
Thanks to the tireless efforts of Tony we are in the process of installing Monkeyware v1.0 onto Hypnochimp, a suite of software with a distinctly Simian feel. The first to arrive is the new making scheme, look out for a rating out of five bananas under each link.
Thanks to the tireless efforts of Tony we are in the process of installing Monkeyware v1.0 onto Hypnochimp, a suite of software with a distinctly Simian feel. The first to arrive is the new making scheme, look out for a rating out of five bananas under each link.
Todays Ebay link, who you gonna call?
Make it stop, Star Trek inspired music, safe for work but not your mind...
Watch in awe as crazy japs fill a van with water and go swimming
Wednesday, May 12, 2004
Ha ha ha its the 100 worst adult film titles, my favourite is 'Tea-Bagger Vance' hardy har har
funky re-working of 80's pRon kitsch in the Ding Dong Song
We're big fans of the power of suggestion here at chimp HQ, especially this example from poptart Britney
Tuesday, May 11, 2004
Superb, one for Adam I think, Real Band Names
Hallelujah! Its Princess 2 something of a discovery! -NSFW-
Vaderpainter is now available for your conventions, parties, premiers or Weddings! Thats right I said weddings. VaderPainter is now an ordained minister and can legally perform weddings (complete with a real marriage certificate) as well anything else clergy can do.
Get your kids one of these
Monday, May 10, 2004
Lordy, Jo has been up to some crazysh-e-at check out his wonderful realm of chog
Jonny Cash
Thank god, I finally found it again the legendary episode of Princess done by the South Park boys, NSFW!!
For those times you need to know, pregnancy test (Rt.Click + 'save as')
This hurt my head after about four seconds, see how long you can last
Whats in my bag? Why sir its my travel Hookah
Not the Ref!
Whilst i am an erstwhile fan of beer I did see the poigniance of the three links at the very bottom of the page...
Who needs cash to get a flash car, now you can simply build it
Sunday, May 09, 2004
Crack my knuckles
Watch with glee at this Spitfire near miss
Saturday, May 08, 2004
Find out what your name really means
Friday, May 07, 2004
Booyaka, relive the heady days of commadore amiga fun with IK++
How would you cope if your kid told you this?
B3ta do it again with a fucking ace animation reminicing about the glory days of old skool computing, hey hey 16k
Wicked T-shirts
Sit back and enjoy the very witty short film 'White-bits' go on its got that fella from Lock-stock in so it must be good and its work safe too! woo
pneumatomachy -- denial of the divinity of the Holy Ghost
A little light reading from Harmon Leon this fellow specialises in infiltrating interesting places (top restaurants, cults, pop stars homes) and writing about the hilarious goings on, worth a read if you're bored.
Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk read about one man's experiences with his very own tapeworm
Eine Reich, Eine Volk, Eine Melon!
Thursday, May 06, 2004
Chill yourself with this rather splendid Environment adapter (cheers Jim)
Whole new meaning to a lockup
Interesting animation will have to wait and see if it comes true
Leader of the free world?
Good take on 'castaway' on a very good site, worth a browse.
Wednesday, May 05, 2004
so thats what spackers are really saying
Great anti-war gallery
Get mis-inspired
OASIS lead singer Liam Gallagher was beaten up by a group of estate agents and computer salesmen in a nightclub fracas 17 months ago, not gangsters as was originally claimed, according to Munich police.
Tuesday, May 04, 2004
Now thats my kind of pub
Haha learn to Disco
Another good reason for not playing football
The story of one man and the hole in his back garden, to scroll through these pages is to take a stroll into mild insanity
'The shining' condensed to thirty seconds, played by rabbits
Hardy har har check out these twats doing themselves a mischief whilst bungee jumping
Below is a list of these things, beginning at the top with "eating the free food at an art opening," which I consider to be completely acceptable, to "writing the wrong room number on the hotel bar tab," which is plain thievery
One for any self respecting chap, lessons in walking stick self-defence
Monday, May 03, 2004
How to tell when a relationship is over in ninety seconds
Top Priceless advert (thanks to GOYK)
Oh make it stop, Bible Rap
Happy Bank Holiday monday team, turns out Jean-claude Van Damme is a bit of a jessica
Sunday, May 02, 2004
Happy sunday everyone, here's a cool little flash timewaster
Saturday, May 01, 2004
Write your own A-Team episode
The latest penguin and Yeti game
Scientists for Health UK suggested that, considering
the results of a recent analysis that revealed the
presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a
concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory
is that beer contains female hormones (as hops contain
phytoeostrogens) and drinking it may feminize men.
To test the theory, 100 men were given 6 pints of beer
each to drink within a one hour period. It was then
observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked
excessively without making sense, became overly
emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally,
argued over nothing, refused to apologize when
obviously wrong, and had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
the results of a recent analysis that revealed the
presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a
concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory
is that beer contains female hormones (as hops contain
phytoeostrogens) and drinking it may feminize men.
To test the theory, 100 men were given 6 pints of beer
each to drink within a one hour period. It was then
observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked
excessively without making sense, became overly
emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally,
argued over nothing, refused to apologize when
obviously wrong, and had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
Drive yourself to the point of killing with the dot game
I am Connor MacChav from the Clan MacChav...
Kamikaze KillMouse and his things going squish in a scanner
Check how attractive you are with the attract-o-meter apparently im 58% so it can't be that accurate
