Friday, April 30, 2004
Good Grief its the Simpsons house, in real life...
Do you have a filling? If so this will freak you out
Well it all started when I got some chapped lips and now I can't stop
Thursday, April 29, 2004
Hidden satanic messages in Stairway To Heaven prove Led Zep are evil ;)
That'll learn him for being sporty
Before praying for a meteor to take out your local Wetherspoons public house you might like to first consult these boys to see exactly what you should be wishing for..
The Dumb tatoos of Steveo (Cheers Pete)
The ultimate in public humiliation from Dutch Pop Idol Simply The best in fact keep an eye on the geezer in the white shirt, superb.
Wednesday, April 28, 2004
Get yours and anyone else's passport information, do it quick cos this site will be shutdown soon
Not sure if this a fake at the moment but it does appear to show George Bush wiping his specs on some ladies shirt, the cad
Holy noodles Batman! those kids are Wok Boarding
Who are you?
Those of you who remember the Tv series 'MacGyver' - the one where this bloke would knock up an H-Bomb from a couple of old teabags will appreciate this
If you think boy-bands are bad now you should have seen them then (my fave is 'Gert Jonnys')
Tuesday, April 27, 2004
Spiderman can now be reached on 0898 50 50 50
You would never get away with it today Girl Watcher magazine
Punk band Frantix knock out a cheery little ditty
More fans *sigh*
Tailoring half-arsery of the highest order at Prom Bombs
You know its got to be weird at Vending Machines Of Japan
I really can't believe someone made something this advanced out of lego.
On Saturday, March 20, more than 180 photographers in 40 countries around the world celebrated the Equinox by creating VR panoramas. This site showcases the results of their efforts. Pretty cool stuff - Hint put yr cursor on the pictures in order to look around.
Monday, April 26, 2004
Do your noggin in at the surrealist
funny clip of a guy getting his own back with that bloody microsoft paperclip (prob NSFW)
Woo cool graphics and a top storyline in hotel
How distractable are you? (well quite a bit, your reading this crap blog)
Hahahahahaha Ghetto Rainbow The most controversial underrated group in gangsta rap history
Well at least it beats that sodding Billy Big mouth Bass
Hoo har, check out some of the hotties from the deep south
Summer time is coming, watch out for the sandalsandsoxxers
Sunday, April 25, 2004
Wtf?!?!
Remember those camel spider things that have been doing the rounds? well here is one in action, I am never going to Iraq
A charming site dedicated to the President of the USA (NSFW)
See the first spin off of Kill Bill
Shaven Havens are go
Looks like I have a fan
About the only way I'll ever get an apartment in London is saving up for one of these
TWAT
Weird laws from the states - my favourite is "It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale"
Not only does this woman really hurt herself but she makes top whinging noises too ouch
You don't want to end up in Buddist hell
Listen to this crazy yank Radio host, he's very keen on the weekend apparently...
The Beeb are doing yet another human body sciency programme and are getting people to fill out this quick questionairre on disgust
Saturday, April 24, 2004
Check out this Henry Earl character, he likes to get drunk and get in trouble with the law
Ever wondered how the colonel made that chicken finger lickin' good? well now you can discover all at top secret recipes
salmondays its brill
Squirm as beautiful women tell you to fuck off (Adam, this ones for you)
Friday, April 23, 2004
Working like a japanese POW today so this might be the only post I get out, but its a belter and should keep you entertained for all of half an hour, make a computer version of yourself and toy with it, see what you'll look like in twenty years that sort of thing
Thursday, April 22, 2004
some blinding Jap emoticons they'll make your brain squeak
This is superb, no one would get their hands on my goods
Relax with your favourite 80's computer games for company, good honest old school fun (cheers Pete)
Play online top trumps against your local pikey car thieving scum (cheers Jimmy)
Blimey, its sardines on the japanese metro
Wednesday, April 21, 2004
And for those of you that read Heat magazine you might want a peek at Richard Branson's private island
Need a beer for your barmitzvah? want a Kosher cool one? well you need the all new Jewish ale He'brew
Hello boys and girls, sorry that the posts have been a bit thin on the ground but im busy with a dissertation, not mine of course. In the meantime entertain yourself with rubberboy
Tuesday, April 20, 2004
for all you footy fans (thanks Rob)
Turkish Star Trek??
This is a way for ladies to, erm design their own er best friend
Jesus Christ what a twat
Minimalist lemmings
how ironic
Reminice about the cold war
This chap must get Really bored in class, just look what he did to his pencils
Morning team, wake yourself up with some slightly surreal but very clever graphics
Monday, April 19, 2004
On a personal note this is a young chap called Jimmy, he sadly lost his eyebrows when his car caught fire. Feel free to donate to the 'eyeliner pencil' fund using the paypal button on the left...
Say hello to the Blog's new friendly chimp-face designed by Mr.Igs, watch out for cool banners and so forth coming shortly.
Good Golly Miss Molly, Why its none other than James brown off his mash on ecstacy pipes
If smoking bans are the way of the future you might want to invest in a Nicosphere
Wow, very clever indeed, Pulp Fiction played with a whisk
nine reasons not to drink.
The worlds worst food
Sunday, April 18, 2004
I hate AOL (Funny but not worksafe)
Overload at a power station woo
What better way to enjoy the day of rest than with another controversial Ford KA advert?
Friday, April 16, 2004
A famous French mathematician -- I forget which one exactly -- once created a simple formula for calculating the optimum age for a man's next girlfriend, mistress, or wife
Well according to the SuperHero name generator I'm Captain Moon whats your alter ego?
Make yourself sick and contrast your wage with that of your favourite celeb
What would the Beatles sound like if you crossed them with Metallica? Find out from those friendly chaps at Beatallica - my favourite is 'Got to get you trapped under ice'
This is ace for about a minute, move the cursor near the rabbit
Bush or Wiggum?
On the Run? Need a new Identity? we can help
Worship the awesome art and pictures of FistsOfCurry
Satiate your public school desire to be abused, slagged off and generally 'beasted' by attempting to please the indomitable Mr.Insult
Thursday, April 15, 2004
Ok time to sit up and pay attention, you may or may not recall the Dreadzone tune 'Little Britain' a couple of years back, well here is a response to it by Alan Prosser, possibly the best acoustic guitarist in the country, nice (Right click & save as)
For those of you who described the film as 'shit' heres a somewhat condensed version of LOTR, you nasty hobbitses...
Ooooooh, if you have seen today's other Disney linkage then look here to convince yourself its its all true!
Understand your lady's wild mood swings from the relative safety of your PC
Hone your closet cubist desires or enter your very own Blue period at MrPicassohead.com
look if you want but dont blame me.
Sweet Jesus, it looks fake when you first clap eyes on it, then your brain begins to handle the immense head-f**k that is the possibility of a lego Volvo XC90
Now this is Disconcerting
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Hands Free Kit
Treat yourself to a Hand-carved Guitar
mufty day
Those crazy yanks, they have now created water that isn't wet
Wednesday, April 14, 2004
Blimey, I thought that I did some damage as a student, typically these Yank kids have to go one better...
Chucking stuff at the moon you say?
Streaker (mpeg)
No pain no gain
Drunk on the Running Machine (Right click - Save as) Har har har
London based self-inflicting nutters that make JackAss and Dirty Sanchez look like a troop of Jessicas'.
proper bunny boiler
Tuesday, April 13, 2004
World famous album covers in lego
For all you arty types out there some pretty cool interior design stuff.
whats on your desktop geek?
What beer looks like under the microscope, no wonder I feel so rough when Heineken looks scary and Staropramen downright evil.
Have a butchers at this open Directory of Rave casualties
Throwing rocks at Nickleback - Huzzah!
The now infamous cat advert for the new Ford KA, just remember its NOT REAL
Someone's going to hell for this, but in the meantime any ladies out there might like to snap up the opportunity to date jesus
This appears to be a deleted SouthPark scene, watch it but don't say I didn't warn you, its highly offensive, totally un-worksafe and very very funny.
Some interesting stuff on Subliminal advertising.
Freaky animal photoshop fun
Airbag fun (prob best to right click and 'save as')
A new addition to the Worst Case Scenario manuals
Apparently these things are called camel spiders they look like they should be in Alien and can reportedly run at about the 10mph mark - Crikey!
Visit the world of unusual breasts at saggysaggy.com this stuff is really not titillating (fnar fnar)
One of those random image generators from livejournal, good for wasting five minutes here - Some of the content may not be work friendly.
online skydiving woo!
Ever been kept awake by the nagging thought that you should really be stalking William Shatner? take the test
LEGO War
Lets all buy sexy chairs matron!
Monday, April 12, 2004
go on, do your bacon in with some head bending sculptures...
Top Ten Worst Album Covers
As far as I can tell its a toss up between country church and let me touch him, sinister
As far as I can tell its a toss up between country church and let me touch him, sinister
Go on, press the Big Orange Button
And what do Tiggers do? they bounce
Those Crazy Ruskies
The Vladivostok Garrison Court has found two officers of the Pacific Fleet guilty of negligence, after a home-made sauna in a ship’s bathroom started a fire that caused extensive damage, the Gazeta newspaper reported. The damage was estimated at nearly 2.5 million rubles (nearly $100,000). Feeling hot?
The Vladivostok Garrison Court has found two officers of the Pacific Fleet guilty of negligence, after a home-made sauna in a ship’s bathroom started a fire that caused extensive damage, the Gazeta newspaper reported. The damage was estimated at nearly 2.5 million rubles (nearly $100,000). Feeling hot?
Ooh, get dressed up like your favourite movie character, a little sad to go down the pub looking like neo
Big it up for the Gameboyzz Orchestra Bo!
Your handy guide to all the disused and abandoned underground stations
Remember 'Man Of Constant Sorrow' from O brother Where Art Thou? Well here is a rather fetching Hip-hop remix
-Scrawlings from crapper walls the world over, some genius, some mediocre and a lot of shit
-I like this place, don't be fooled by its amateurish appearance it really has some totally useless stuff
-Hello boys and girls, this all started off with me wasting far far far too much time mailing people silly links and pictures, now you can log on to my realm of oddness anytime you like and see the crap that fascinates me. If you feel like e-mailing me you will find the details on my homepage here or else just enjoy and check for regular updates...
